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Joey Jordison 

aswell as being a fucking awesome drummer he is also an incredible guitarist and you should see how fast he is at drumming! he plays with slipknot and the murderdolls
Joey Jordison can drum faster than Cathy Freeman's running
Joey Jordison by maggotmofo November 7, 2008

Joey Jordison 

The hottest and fastest damn drummer in the entire world!!! He's from Slipknot and he's 5'3!!! Yay for Joey!
No example for yoou!!!!
Joey Jordison by Ana Comstock July 21, 2008

Joey Bada$$ 

An awesome fucking rapper with great flow, lyricism and wordplay who can shit all over kendrick lamar any day. Not only is he one of the two GOATS of this generation (along with J. Cole), but he has also managed to drop what might just be the greatest hip hop album of this decade with All-Amerikkkan Bada$$, an album with a strong message that you can play from start to finish. Unlike most hip hop albums of today which are usually filled with filler songs about money, cars and bitches, Joey was able to stick to the point for the entire album and every song was well-produced. Many people won't admit it yet, but Joey has a modern day classic under his belt!
When people call Kendrick Lamar the goat of this generation, I be like "bro, you must never have heard of Joey Bada$$!"
Joey Bada$$ by Icy Wyte June 16, 2018

Joey Harrington 

1)The starting quarterback of the Detroit Lions who was selected third overall in the 2002 NFL draft. His skill level is the subject of much debate amongst Lions fans.

2)Calling someone a "Joey Harrington" could have many meanings depending on one's Joey orientation: Joey Lover, Joey Hater or neither.
Joey Harrington took the snap from center, executed a five-step drop and fired the football downfield.
Joey Harrington by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004

Joey Jordison 

One Word - god. one of the best drummers there is.
joey jordison is a sic ass drummer
Joey Jordison by That guy November 10, 2008

joey jordison 

The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.
Damn, Joey is amazingly sexy!
joey jordison by Elise esilE July 24, 2008