jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jacob Black

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know

Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.

by wantstobebella April 5, 2008

jacob

midget ass nigga

1 look at that jacob: 2 whats a jacob: 1 a midget ass nigga: 2 : ohhh cuz jacobs a midget ass nigga: 1 rightt

by asslicker nigaa bootho March 22, 2019

jacob sucks

That Time When Jacob Sucks

Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?

by NotPeggy243 February 7, 2018

Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

by yoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoy July 31, 2016

Jacob muse

The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch

Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!

Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"

by XXvV December 6, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019