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Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.

He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.

Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!

If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
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A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond
Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”
Jacob by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019
A loser who bullies intelligent kids because he has no life. Specially Jacob Little at my school.
Idiot: woah Jacobs cool
Me: go die fag or is it opposite day
Jacob by okzoomer420blazinn November 21, 2019
A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.
Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
Jacob by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019
Jacob is an all round great guy and has all the friends and all the hottest girls
Jacob is the bro
Jacob by max is gayboy November 24, 2019
Big papi Jacob is our lord and saviour. He is the daddy of our mother, together with Mattias the ruler over the AnneMariekes.
Jacob is a big pepe papi
Jacob by De Donkere Magiër November 26, 2019
Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
Jacob by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019