pearl jam

Semen.
Derived from the color and texture of male ejaculate.

Joe: "Oh Betty, I'm coming!"
Betty: "Shoot your pearl jam all over my tits!"

by Darin October 2, 2005

man jam

Slightly salty gentleman's relish produced from warm curdled clam juice. Often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)

"Open wide!" moaned Dennis. And with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.

- From the Autobiography Of Baroness Margaret Thatcher

by Buster Gonad March 20, 2005

Space Jam

A malfunctioned Space Dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema.

Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole.
Stan Podlak: k
Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out
Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra
Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace

RON PAUL 08

by you have aids sorry February 26, 2008

paper jam

The need to take a shit.

Hey man, I need to get home quickly - I have a paper jam!

by Stingerman September 18, 2013

Animal jam

A social network for kids( better then movie star planet and club penguin,)with buddies and parties etc. that has gotten worse over the years with no freedom of keyboard symbols and "rare/beta items" that ruined the purpose of the site.

I used to go on animal jam until i realized all people want are stupid pixel items

by Peewee hermanizer August 13, 2014

pearl jam

the day after having sexual intercourse with a women and going to the bathroom to take a piss and a piece of dried up cum flys out that resembles a pearl.

dude, i banged tina and woke up with a pearl jam.

by john black jr. December 6, 2011

siren jam

When a group of people blast music out of their speakers, and see whose speaker is the loudest. This is generally done in Polynesian-dominated neighborhoods in New Zealand.

Boonga #1: "you wanna go for a siren jam dox?"
Boonga #2: "Dat sowndz meean uce!"

by katsukid September 16, 2018