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Irish Mourning

A shot that consists of equal parts Jameson, Patron XO and Bailey's.

Spelled "Irish Mourning" because you'll be in mourning for your dead liver the next day.
Bartender! 13 Irish Mournings at once!

It's a Baby Guinness with some balls.
by NYkid420 March 10, 2013
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Black Irish Twins

Siblings born in the same year to different mothers.

A pun on Irish twins, Black Irish, and the multigenerational deterioration of African-American families.

NB: You don't have to be Black to have a Black Irish Twin.
The other eighth graders thought Dion and Errol were kidding about being "brothers from another mother," but they mean it literally since they were Black Irish Twins.
by PBMax February 23, 2008
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Irishman

A filter into which Guinness is poured in order to produce light beer.
This beer tastes like it was filtered through an Irishman!
by TheOregonian1234 June 28, 2011
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Irish

People indigenous to the Island of Ireland situated of the coast of mainland Europe.
Most don’t see themselves as European but Irish only.
Were invaded by the evil British like a lot of other places and thankfully got rid of most of them god bless Michael Collins.
Most Irish live in the county (Dublin) but it is estimated that it won’t be long until they are a minority there.
Red-Heads are a minority with an average of 1 or 2 in every classroom.
Drink is a major part of the culture with 2 pubs in even the smallest village. Alcoholism is not widespread, although drink abuse is gaining momentum among the younger generation.
Very few true Irish still exist those who can speak the Irish language, who eat Irish food enjoy Irish hobbies such as Céiles (Dances involving Irish dance aka Rince) and despise the british.
Note: You cannot be Irish and British its an Oxymoron.

Clíona is Irish she lives in Ireland plays Camogie, traditional Irish music and goes to Céiles. Gan dabt is féidir lei an teanga a labhairt go liofa freisin. -She also speaks the Irish Language.
by Laoise June 30, 2006
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Crazy Irish Wankers

Crazy Irish people who get pissed off when people forget about St.Pattie's Day. And when that wonderful day comes, they dress in all green, shouting "Happy bleeping St.Patrick's Day you stoopid mofo gits" at people who give them strange looks. They also like to get piss drunk on Ginger Ale.
Super L: That stoopid mofo is givin us dirty looks! I dont think h knows or cares that its damn well St.Pattie's Day!!!
Super S: Hey you stoopid mofo git!!!Happy bleeping St. Pattie's Day!!!
Super L: That'll show him!
Super S: Yeayuh!
by Super L March 19, 2005
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Irish car bomb

A drink consisting of a shot glass full of 1 1/2 oz. of Hennesy Irish whiskey and 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish creme. Drop the shot glass into a 1/2 pint of Ginnuss sp? and down it quick.
Man, I had about 5 Irsh Car Bombs last night...I was fucked up.
by Pork King April 30, 2003
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iResponce

The short, curt, unfufilling SMS reply received from an iPhone user in response to a more heartfelt email or message sent to them. Indicative of modern times. Typically mastered by persons who now communicate exclusively through, by, and for the iPhone.
example 1.

Sender: "Hey, so thanks for all of your support helping me with paying for college. It really means a lot to me. My cat is doing well after the $4200 surgery. It looks like the flood in my apartment isn't going to cost me anything. Cool that gay marriage is winning the fight. Anyway, I hope you and the wife and kids are doing well and I'll see you soon. Keep in touch! Love, Bill."

iResponce from iPhone user: "great. thanx"

example 2:

Sender: "Hey, I hope you're enjoying your vacation in New Mexico. While you're there you really gotta check out Chaco Canyon and the ruins at Gila. They are these super cool ancient ruins I learned about in my archeology class in Junior College. I think you'll really like them. Anyway, let me know how your vacation is going and what you think of the ruins if you go. Hopefully you'll be able to find a job when you get back and I hope you're not spending all of your unemployment money on whiskey. See you soon! Love, Bill"

iResponce from iPhone user: "did both."

example 3:

Sender: "Jerry? This is Bill. Your dog was hit by a car this morning. I have tried to call you but you are not answering your phone. I'm so sorry. Call ASAP!. Bill."

iResponce from iPhone user: "cool thanx."
by nbcrazy August 7, 2010
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