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iResponce 

The short, curt, unfufilling SMS reply received from an iPhone user in response to a more heartfelt email or message sent to them. Indicative of modern times. Typically mastered by persons who now communicate exclusively through, by, and for the iPhone.
example 1.

Sender: "Hey, so thanks for all of your support helping me with paying for college. It really means a lot to me. My cat is doing well after the $4200 surgery. It looks like the flood in my apartment isn't going to cost me anything. Cool that gay marriage is winning the fight. Anyway, I hope you and the wife and kids are doing well and I'll see you soon. Keep in touch! Love, Bill."

iResponce from iPhone user: "great. thanx"

example 2:

Sender: "Hey, I hope you're enjoying your vacation in New Mexico. While you're there you really gotta check out Chaco Canyon and the ruins at Gila. They are these super cool ancient ruins I learned about in my archeology class in Junior College. I think you'll really like them. Anyway, let me know how your vacation is going and what you think of the ruins if you go. Hopefully you'll be able to find a job when you get back and I hope you're not spending all of your unemployment money on whiskey. See you soon! Love, Bill"

iResponce from iPhone user: "did both."

example 3:

Sender: "Jerry? This is Bill. Your dog was hit by a car this morning. I have tried to call you but you are not answering your phone. I'm so sorry. Call ASAP!. Bill."

iResponce from iPhone user: "cool thanx."
iResponce by nbcrazy August 7, 2010
Words you can keep

Irespenseable 

The inability to spend your money, or use money responsibly.
Girl: “so I bought another shirt today…it was only $300.00”
Guy: “wow your so irespenseable with your money.”
Girl: “I can’t help it!”
Irespenseable by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005
for when you are a retard who cannot spell "response" correctly
person 1: "how do you spell response?"
person 2: "r-e-s-p-o-n-c-e responce"
person 3: "excuse me what the fuck?"
Responce by 349271 May 14, 2019

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call and responce 

Verb; the characteristic in hip hop to "sample" from, in this case, Gospel audience participation where the pulpit askes for a responce to a question or revelent matter and those in attendence respond with affirmation.
"... a couple whoop c'monin' on Cuz, here it comes... Homies; "WHOOP WHOOP"......
A reaction, as that of an organism or a mechanism, to a specific stimulus.
Responce as in: It's Responce You noob, not Response!

Or as in, Riphal is a noob.
responce by Favio April 22, 2006
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