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iResponce 

The short, curt, unfufilling SMS reply received from an iPhone user in response to a more heartfelt email or message sent to them. Indicative of modern times. Typically mastered by persons who now communicate exclusively through, by, and for the iPhone.
example 1.

Sender: "Hey, so thanks for all of your support helping me with paying for college. It really means a lot to me. My cat is doing well after the $4200 surgery. It looks like the flood in my apartment isn't going to cost me anything. Cool that gay marriage is winning the fight. Anyway, I hope you and the wife and kids are doing well and I'll see you soon. Keep in touch! Love, Bill."

iResponce from iPhone user: "great. thanx"

example 2:

Sender: "Hey, I hope you're enjoying your vacation in New Mexico. While you're there you really gotta check out Chaco Canyon and the ruins at Gila. They are these super cool ancient ruins I learned about in my archeology class in Junior College. I think you'll really like them. Anyway, let me know how your vacation is going and what you think of the ruins if you go. Hopefully you'll be able to find a job when you get back and I hope you're not spending all of your unemployment money on whiskey. See you soon! Love, Bill"

iResponce from iPhone user: "did both."

example 3:

Sender: "Jerry? This is Bill. Your dog was hit by a car this morning. I have tried to call you but you are not answering your phone. I'm so sorry. Call ASAP!. Bill."

iResponce from iPhone user: "cool thanx."
iResponce by nbcrazy August 7, 2010
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Irespenseable 

The inability to spend your money, or use money responsibly.
Girl: “so I bought another shirt today…it was only $300.00”
Guy: “wow your so irespenseable with your money.”
Girl: “I can’t help it!”
Irespenseable by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005
for when you are a retard who cannot spell "response" correctly
person 1: "how do you spell response?"
person 2: "r-e-s-p-o-n-c-e responce"
person 3: "excuse me what the fuck?"
Responce by 349271 May 14, 2019

Plasma emergency responce team

Plasma emergency responce team: you need to have any braincell to join plasma emergency tem thingy

call and responce 

Verb; the characteristic in hip hop to "sample" from, in this case, Gospel audience participation where the pulpit askes for a responce to a question or revelent matter and those in attendence respond with affirmation.
"... a couple whoop c'monin' on Cuz, here it comes... Homies; "WHOOP WHOOP"......
A reaction, as that of an organism or a mechanism, to a specific stimulus.
Responce as in: It's Responce You noob, not Response!

Or as in, Riphal is a noob.
responce by Favio April 22, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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