A person who has no strong sense of belonging in the "real world" and spends a significant portion of his or her time on-line. By spending time on-line, the internet hobo builds up a network of contacts and virtual hangouts and develops an on-line home, basically by connecting with other internet hobos. (Incidentally, e-bum.com is a place for internet hobos to hang out.)
Your friends all move away or you move to a new city. The people you meet in real life are not your type of people. You work from home or have no real way of making contacts in your everyday life, so you turn to the internet for companionship. You are an internet hobo.
by numberonehobo March 22, 2011
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Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last.
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...
by Matachin Tower October 20, 2008
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The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
The most safe school in America! Noone ever does anyting wrong... nearly! The angel-school is located in the angel-capital Seattle. Old men call HIMS the "angel factory", cause they send in their bad kids... AND OUT COMES ANGELS!
The bad guys at HIMS, Trenton and Melvin, faked their hallroom passes! This is the worst thing that has ever happened to the "angel-reputation" of HIMS. The principal and angel teachers are working hard to win the much beloved reputation back.
Of course, HIMS-students actually are sexy badasses. But they pretend to be innocent at school.
by Babbity Rabbity January 6, 2011
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The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.
The etiology of ITPD is still being researched, but scholars agree that afflicted individuals usually enjoy some type of unfulfilling (and unsupervised) employment situation where they have access to computers with internet connections.
Guy #1: So Dean got fired?
Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...
Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?
Guy #2: Yeah, PLUS he's facing CRIMINAL charges of harassment by wire. You see, someone who Dean was harassing, via the internet, traced his IP address to one of our company's computers. So...
Guy #1: So, good 'ol Dean was bored at work all the time, and this is just another classic case of Internet Troll Personality Disorder, huh?
by Davey Gagunga April 26, 2011
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Guy 1: Are you going to the club tonight?
Guy 2: I'm in International Baccalaureate man! I don't have that kind of time.
Guy 2: I'm in International Baccalaureate man! I don't have that kind of time.
by IPK June 3, 2008
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Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.
by Rob Butler July 8, 2007
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"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"
by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008
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