pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Cocaine rocket ship

The cocaine rocket ship, when a guy is getting head, and is about to cum. He pulls out of her mouth and shoots cum directly up her nostrils.

Dude I came in that chick's nose.
Oh you gave her the cocaine rocket ship. Good for you. Chick's love those.

by Hotengineer July 14, 2022

ship-like

Someone who can be shipped with anyone; mostly used with celebrities.

I sometimes imagine myself dating and being with Danny DeVito 'coz he's ship-like.

by someone from the internet October 23, 2020

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

spy ship

spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret

The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.

by sooooowhat February 15, 2017

Part of the ship part of the crew

Originating from the move Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, the quote "Part of the ship, part of the crew" means that once you join, you can never leave.
This quote is commonly applied by lobotomites after removing their frontal cortex which signifies commitment to being mentally handicapped. Those foolish enough to have this lobotomy often use an app and are unable to prevent themselves from reopening it 2 minutes later.

OMG GUYS, FART OF THE SHIT FART OF THE LOO LMAO I USE THE SECRET APP
LMAO PART OF THE SHIP PART OF THE CREW xD

by Geoffryepien July 1, 2023

Ships

A DISGUSTING THING THAT PEOPLE ONLINE TO TO VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS AND/OR CARTOON CHARACTERS. IT PUTS THESE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS INTO A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP AND DISGUSTING PEOPLE DRAW ART OF THESE CHARACTERS HAVING SMEGGS AND SUCCING PP.

A person: I ship these two characters and drew art of them succing pp and having smeggs.

Any sensible person: You are a disgusting person and you need to get off of the internet. Ships suck ass.

by 0 Name February 17, 2021