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Ivan

A great person who is very good at YBA. Has never lost a game in anything and is always getting straight A's. Has the greatest taste in games and gets all the bitches.
Person 1: Ivan is so great!
Person 2: I know right!!!
by Wolfan May 2, 2022
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Ivano

Ivano is a charming person with respect for women. He is a funny person with a big heart. I think Ivano was my first love. I cant explain it any other way. He always made me smile even though i didnt feel like smiling. Before Ivano i had other crushes but he was just different. He filled my heart with joy. Also Ivanos are usually compatible with Virgos and Saggatariuses. And the perfect initial they go with is V or Z. We might not go to same schools but i still miss him
Who was Ivano?
My first love.
by kskekoeoeoeeooeoe May 3, 2022
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Ivan

Ivan is the type of dude to like being stepped on by an anime chick like makima
Makima: You mongrel *steps on ivan*

Ivan:*clearly enjoys it*
by tp meme May 5, 2022
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Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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Ivanism

The supreme religion, in which Ivan is the supreme deity.
Statistics show 'Ivanists' (followers of Ivanism) live on average 11 times longer, and are 60 times as happy!
Ivanists have a set of 'Tenets' by which every Ivanist must abide:
1. Ivan is the way
2. Have no gods before Ivan
3. Convert as many people as possible to Ivanism
4. Say the most diabolical, discombobulated things to Ivanists
5. You must believe the universe was created in the image of Ivan
6. Every Ivanist is beautiful in the eyes of Ivan.

Ivanism originated when Ivan had spoken to a particular Ivanov, and told the latter "You must spread my gospel and Ivangelise the world"
Ivanist: "Would you like to join the supreme religion of Ivanism?"
Potential Ivanist: "Yes of course, everyone should join Ivanism!"
by Ivanthepreacher May 27, 2022
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Ivan

The sexiest man alive! Smart,funny,sweet,super attractive, amazing lovers,great body,large penis. Can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a ivan you are very lucky to have them in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable ! Be on the lookout for them tho because they might steal your Panda Express!
Ivan ur such a big boy now
Give me my Panda Express back ivan!
by Currymunchwe497 June 11, 2022
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Ivanka

ivanka is such a slay. She’s better then your dad, better than your mom, better than your dog and she always eats it up but don’t compare her to Ivanka Trump because that does not define her
Oh my gosh look at ivanka, she ate it up
Wowwww ivanka is such a slay
by truth_untold June 13, 2022
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