The scum of the earth. These men will fuck with younger girls feelings and not give two fucks about it. They may be attractive in a weird kind of pan of grease way. They will most likely resemble bob ross’s and extra virgin olive oil’s love child. But this hoe is definitely not a virgin. He knows exactly how to take advantage of the baby thots. Let me tell you, this man has amazing fingers. He’d rather ride you than his horses and his uncle may be dead on the side of the road. In conclusion, if they’re your type, you’re most likely in love with a greasy cowboy.
by Ratilla May 25, 2020
Get the Greasy cowboymug. You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe March 14, 2016
Get the closet cowboymug. When a guy is sitting and the girl mounts him backwords and rides him like a rodeo bull while he's gripping her hair.
by Septemberglaze February 21, 2018
Get the backword cowboymug. by Shadowe November 25, 2007
Get the cocaine cowboymug. by cashling March 4, 2009
Get the the cowboy switchmug. liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.
CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.
by Cal January 4, 2004
Get the cowboy bewtsmug. by Light Joker July 4, 2004
Get the drugstore cowboymug.