Florida fuckfan

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.

“Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

Florida

The penis of the contiguous United States

Lots of interesting shit happens in Florida

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Florida King

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag

On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.

by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023

Florida Foot Bath

Plugging up someone's arsehole with both your feet, giving them a gentle thrust and spreading just before yanking them out, pulling all the juice and shit out to cover your feet whilst trying to hold back the contents of a potentially prolapsed anus with your toes.

The cost of living crisis was so bad this year that nobody bought me socks for Christmas - so I had to convince the Mrs to do a Florida Foot Bath

by CoxfordEnglish December 17, 2022

Florida

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack

Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023