Homework

An evil, slow, painful sort of legal torture handed out by teachers. Homework is a painfully slow torture where you have to spend hours crying as you write down stuff you’ll never use in real life and every year the torture worsens so you do get use to it.

Teacher: you have to read 15 chapter in the book and then write a 1000 character essay on it, it is due tomorrow at 12:00.

Student: just kill me, homework makes me want to combust

by HuntaTheKid March 01, 2022

Homework

A legal torture

Homework is like a torture

by Sub2Must_ninja January 10, 2020

Homework

The teacher's way of making kids get tortured

I need you to do the Homework

by ZWAESXDCFVGBHNJ February 07, 2022

Homework

The extra paper/wrap at the end of the joint/blunt that nobody likes to smoke.

"Yo, are you gonna spark that blunt?"
"Nah you got it, its got hella homework on it"

by 03Drifty August 13, 2023

Homework

The thing that heartless teachers give you to make sure you have no social life whatsoever. Also, probably the thing you're supposed to be doing (like me) but you're not, because you're looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary. I don't blame you, I'm doing it too. I don't give a shit if I'm gonna get detention.

Timetable:
8:30 am-3:10 pm - School (torture)
3:15 pm-3:16 pm - Time to talk to your friends and enjoy your life
3:16 pm-3:20 pm - Time it takes approximately to get home
3:20 pm-7:30 am - Doing homework
8:30 am - You start school and you realise you haven't even done half of your homework

And it goes on and on, each year gets worse.

by schoolisshit January 26, 2020

homework

a legal form of torture. especially the subject called algebra. u want to know painfullness? homework is the key. u already spent 7 hours in plain torture. BUT THEY GIVE U 2 EXTRA HOURS OF FUC#@$ING HOMEWORK. u get ur phone destoryed , ur computer burned up to ashes, and ur TV thrown out of the window. and it's the main reason students suicide. it should be called tree wasting garbage.

student: ah finally free from torture !
homework: are u sure about that?

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020

homework

work that u sadly need to do at home when u can be having fun in primark

amelia; lets do some homework
alara;no im going on youtube

by ieatmcdonalds April 23, 2020