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hake's bakies

A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".
Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.
by biggest hoss November 30, 2017
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hacker

a person that stays in their room all day watching "rip vine" videos, vapes, and eats tide pods.
IM a HACKer
by oppoppopp April 24, 2018
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Hakeem The Dream

A term coined for those named Hakeem. The people who use it absolutely love Hakeem. They'll doing anything for him, even going him their first newborn child. They possess an infatuation for Hakeem(s) and will pull any strings to get their attention.
Hakeem? You mean Hakeem the Dream? He's daddy all day. (Jane)
by InterestingFacts February 14, 2018
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Hackers Groups
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hacker

This guy defeated me in a 1v1 he must be a hacker!
by N0you0B April 14, 2018
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Hacker

a person misfigured on mineplex
you hacker you hit me through a wall
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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