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Hot Mill Handshake

Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.
Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake
by Copco July 6, 2016
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Battle Creek Handshake

Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan
Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.
by RealLifeDawg56 September 8, 2020
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Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.
Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.
by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021
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Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.
Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"
by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017
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bare-knuckle handshake

A diplomatic gesture like a handshake or a greeting that clearly and civilly demonstrates the fierce and unrelenting determination of the part making the gesture.
As we began negotiations on the project, it started with a bare-knuckle handshake.
by akconstant November 16, 2019
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Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!
by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022
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Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
by Jaboy13 July 6, 2016
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