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i finished my homework 

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk
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I need to do my homework 

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

Summer Homework 

Homework meant to be done at some point during the Summer. Usually ends up being done in detention.
Friend: Hey, dude, wanna go shoot some hoops?
Me: Nah, I gotta star- I mean, finish my Summer Homework.
Summer Homework by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010

chem homework

A Slang term for LSD, typically refering to blotter paper, but may be applied to other forms of street lysergic acid diethylamide such as liquid or gel tabs.
Rob where did you stash the chem homework? This kid wants to Meet our Friend Lucy.
chem homework by Matt Schroeder April 26, 2008

Phantom Homework Syndrome 

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.
Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

hoe for homework 

A person that loves homework; homework is life. Hobby is homework, eats homework, sleeps homework, lives homework. Obsessed with homework, asks for extra.
That boy John in advanced math is such a hoe for homework!

We had homework?

That phrase at least 1 kid says when homework is due. Usually, they are either forgetful, stupid, or just trying to find a quick excuse. Usually this person never does homework, and says this often. It is often then followed by Please kill me
Teacher: Okay class, turn in your homework. It should be done, you had 3 days to do it.
Dude 1: We had homework?
Dude 2: You are a real Cumberbatch you know that?
Dude 1: Please kill me