Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

brown hostages

A difficult turd

"I'm going to the little boys' room to negotiate the release of some brown hostages"

by Howard May 1, 2003

release a hostage

Have a bowel movement; dropping the kids off at the pool; taking a shit.

yuuper1: How the hell do you have ice cream and coffee for breakfast?!?
yuuper2: It helps clean me out and release a hostage every day.

by Stinky Brain December 26, 2003

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

tennessee fire hose

when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.

"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."

"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

You're hosed

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

by The guy who knows a lot. October 25, 2014

hoser

Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser

get of the ice ya hoser

by Merks March 30, 2009