you are going to ruin your record player needle

Absolutely the best thing to put on a record playing in reverse as a backwards Satanic message.

As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

That is SO going on Facebook!

The 21st century equivalent of calling something a "Kodak moment." It's not only good enough to photograph, but you are compelled upload it to your wall on Facebook for all to see.

"Look! That poodle is doing the Macarena!"

"That is SO going on Facebook!" (pointing smartphone and clicking away)

by MILatino July 8, 2011

Going Jersey

A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.

"Dude, I'm going jersey (joisy) on your ass!"

by dude007 September 25, 2008

going hawaiian

It means saying you will do something and then doing something entirely not relevant to what you intended to do.

Origin: Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian and therefore, Beetlejuice Going Hawaiian.
New Beetlejuice movie (Beetlejuice 2) is said to have this title. But, in reality, will have nothing to do with Hawaii. But possibly tallying bananas.

by stumblemuffin February 14, 2014

Going To Bed

What someone's says when there laying in bed playing on there phone so they don't have to talk

"Last night he said he was going to bed but he liked some bitches pic on instagram"

by wow._.kcb September 11, 2016

going down

An Act of giving oral sex (both in terms of Male and Female)

Yo,Man remember the hooker going down on me!!!!

by Andy May 13, 2005

Going To Grandmas

Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.

Sorry Paul I cant hang out, Im goin to my Grandma House.

by TSM April 5, 2005