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Dingle Goblin 

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
Butt-Goblin by ha11sy October 1, 2018

Grundle Goblin 

Grundle Gobblin- third member of a threesome. Both other members are male.This third member male or female eats the semen off the grundle of male member 1 after he pushes it out his Anus in the doggie position. The seamen was put in there by male member 2.
He/She is a grundle goblin
Grundle Goblin by Dr Definition December 31, 2018

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.
"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"
Gooch Goblin by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

Cock Goblin 

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.
Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!

Crack goblin 

Someone who seems extremely drunk without touching any alcohol
My mother is a serious crack goblin she always seems drunk
Crack goblin by Rojo125 June 23, 2019

Durf Goblin

That type of stoner friend that's always smoking your weed but never offers his own. They always want to get durfed from your own stash.
Guy 1: Hey, can I have a pull off your weed cart, bro?
Guy 2: Sure, dude, but you're such a durf goblin.