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goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.
Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.
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Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.
Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!
by majestricks December 5, 2009
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goat sausage

a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis
awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage
by ksks1996 January 27, 2011
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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.
Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?
by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006
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Go the Goat

to attempt to demoralise or insight argument by way of stereotypical banter.
eg; she was giving as good as she got and he decided to go the goat.
by dulcis-immortalis August 10, 2007
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goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.
"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.
by Akarune May 15, 2014
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jilly goat

Sassy awesome fun loving and friendly. Jilly goat is the best of the best and is a total charm. Jilly goats love coffee especially Starbucks. Jilly goats are threatening and not to be messed with.
Jillian is such a Jilly goat. I love her.
by msaxeee July 26, 2014
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