give Trump a blumpkin

To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.

Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.

by Tyeumm January 22, 2021

Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

by Dr. Professor Smartman June 10, 2023

give someone stick

It means to tease someone playfully.

I really want to give someone stick right now!

by Man Of Few Words April 10, 2021

give me a fan

To have sex in the heat

Yah bro she was gonna give me a fan last night.

by Need for speed weed July 5, 2017

give put me

a phrase used by @94STILLINLOUVE on twitter.
(who has a very sexy layout i might add)

'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '

by louislovebot January 12, 2021

Gives me the haps

Makes me happy!

Sitting on the back porch watching my wife talk to our son trying to figure out the definition of “gives me the haps”, gives me the haps.

by Walgon September 21, 2018

give me a ring

British way of saying call me.

Hey Joe can you give me a ring when you get home. ☎️📞

by Cdjqaoabwhqojqbahaiosnshw September 5, 2020