This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.
There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.
The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.
The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris
Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"
Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"
Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"
by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012
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A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.
*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "
by wxflurry September 26, 2010
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Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.
Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.
Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.
by Superscope March 1, 2008
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The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.
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A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
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