Holy Goat

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

by PrettyC February 03, 2012

The grizzly goat

When a hairy assed man tucks his shlong and sack between his legs he bends over so that it can be seen from behind resembling the head of a extremely hairy or "grizzly" goat.

Man this morning my wife got too close to me while we were taking a business shower, so i gave her "The grizzly goat" to make her back up.

by The Grizzly February 08, 2010

golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

goat slam

To spread your ass cheeks and slam your exposed anus on to your victim's nose.

"Why is your nose brown?"
"Jamie just goat slammed me because I made fun of her tan.

by Akarune May 15, 2014

Muj goat

a kind of goat that was first found in South Asia in the late 1960s. These goat are different from the other since they have curly hair instead of horn in their head. These goats have 3 relative species: Khanh , Linh and KimAnh goat ( their names were named by the aboriginal living their)

Muj goat is a species kind that need protected

by BIBIBIBOBOBO August 17, 2011

double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 December 01, 2015

trolley goat

An intoxicating animal catering for the needs and necessities of every day shoppers. Its potent odour and lack of grooming make it a formidable foe in combat, as well as a nasty dinner guest.

I walked past the Trolley Goat, unaware that its toenails had quite recently stepped into Trolley Goat dung.

by Torm3nt January 21, 2004