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Frosty Speedboat

Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”

Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”

Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
by Dolphinsploosh June 29, 2020
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Frosty

It’s where a man lays down on his back and opens his mouth, and the chick that has the runs puts her asshole directly into his open mouth, and she blows the runs all down his throat
Last night got wild my chick gave me a frosty and I can’t stop picking corn out of my teeth.
by Thegreatestwhoeverlived December 25, 2022
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Frosty Knickers

A person who is sexually frigid and unlikely to be sexual, even with a reasonable partnership match.
Frosty - as in barren, frigid, unfertile, too cold to show any signs of life in there/unwilling to have any life in those knickers/panties under any circumstances. Frosted over so as to be immovable to allow access to what is clothed by the knickers/panties.
Not to beconfused with voluntary or enforce chasticy, Incel, celebacy, sapiosexual or demisexual.
"That person has Frosty Knickers/Panties - they resist any kind of sexual talk or respectful approaches because they're irrationally oppositional to having sex with their perfect Partner who they would otherwise find highly sexually attractive."
"Damn girl! Have you got Frosty Knickers now you've got me into your bedroom, I thought you were joking about looking at your etchings."
by MattJKing71 November 29, 2021
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Chocolate frosty

When a man cums in a woman's asshole and she shits it out.
"My boyfriend wants to try a chocolate frosty" .
by Crazymankills September 2, 2016
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Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
by Crcomic December 14, 2013
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frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity
Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa
by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017
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Frosty fever

When a non-white person is attracted sexually to white people. Originally it was used for when a black man dates white women, but now it could refer to a black man who thinks white women are hot and wants to date them
Daquan has frosty fever. He can't get enough of that white pussy.
by Mafioso May 17, 2016
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