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Jesus Club

when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.
"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"
by Kronos_Olymparu December 9, 2009
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un-jesus

doing something againt jesus or with satin
you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you
by Christian Gamer Fanboy ^_^ October 5, 2018
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Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify
She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus
by glorray February 20, 2010
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sneaking jesus

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.
''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''
by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010
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Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.
by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013
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Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words
Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick
by Smokahontus January 3, 2011
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Disco-Jesus

The epitome of awesome. One who discos with Jesus himself.
Dude that guy is a diehard Disco-Jesus
by Mr. Disco-Jesus himself October 15, 2010
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