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Troll Food

Trying to argue and/or reason with an internet troll.

Trolls enjoy this food and can not live without it. If you see a troll, do not feed it. Simply leave it to starve and die.
Troll:OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Troll Feeder: I want to slap you with a dictionary. If you don't like it then why are you listening to it? It's a classic. People are entitled to have their opinion but your just being an asshole, you ignorent little 4 year old. Go listen to your fags and stay the hell away from us. Oh, and your fags name is Justin BIEBER.
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Troll: OMGZ dis sucks. de beatlez are old and i don't even see why ppl steal listen to dis garbage. ieeww. dats why i only listen to justin bever and 1d. they r my IDOLZ.

Internet smart person: (Judging by the fact that no one would spell that way because that makes them a target for to a grammer nazi attacks, and they brought up Justin Bieber and One Direction on a Beatles song. She also misspelled her "Idols" last name. I'm just going to let the troll starve. Sorry, no troll food today little buddy)
by cittycatroina June 28, 2013
mugGet the Troll Foodmug.

Food hangover

Example: at a buffet and u eat 7 big plates after you go to leave and you can barely move "oh gosh I have another food hangover "
by Mich3093 December 20, 2013
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food porn

My phone died again while I was looking at food porn
by Faceless Alison May 10, 2016
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food coloring

some type of color you put in something like water or ya just water. it makes your food pretty and also can be used for science fairs(aahhh) can be blue, red, green or yellow yay food coloring
"OMG Jim, should i make pancakes with this food coloring?"
by Lauren :D January 13, 2009
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walking food

A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?
by harryballsonya July 6, 2007
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food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.
This mustard makes for awesome food lube.
by blaip October 13, 2010
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food parasite

a co-worker who eats any and all food that is brought into work. He rummages through people's offices when they are not there and help himself to any candy, gum, cookies, etc. The food parasite NEVER, EVER brings anything in to share with other people nor does he contribute any money towards the purchase of any food.
Rudy is such a food parasite. One morning he ate a pound of bacon by himself when breakfast was served at work leaving some people with nothing at all.
by kajoe December 21, 2009
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