Festicle

A Festival of testicles!

Guy 1: Hey good looking I'm having a festicle at my house tonight do you wanna come?

Guy 2: No dude I'm not gay I don't like testicles!

by FLUSHTHATSHITDOWN April 19, 2009

festivus pole

1. An undecorated aluminium pole used to celebrate festivus.

2. A recurring erection that occurs at a festivus party.

Dude, Tony is sporting some serious festivus pole while talking to that hot chick.

by matelalique December 16, 2011

Festdidgea

A small Micro-Nation located Adelaide, South Australia. Formed in 2013 it was originally spelled "Fezstijgddiea" but the spelling was changed as the original spelling was very inconvenient. As of May, 2015 Festdidgea's population consists of 6 people. Festdidgea has many sections such as "Old North Festdidgea" and the "Festdidgean Commons". As of 2015 a large pile of bark was placed in Festdidgea and has now been called Mount Festdidgea. Festdidgea is also home to many gangs such as the Death worms, Devilsticks and Happy turtles*. Festdidgea is home to 1 terrorist organisation known as the "Free Festdidgean Militia (FFM). The FFM is shunned by the rest of Festdidgea and as of May 2015 only has 1 active member. Sports is a very touchy subject in Festdidgea and any sporting events carried out by inhabitants of Festdidgea inside it's borders must be first permitted by the Festdidgean Government or by the King of Mexico**. The only sport that is completely legal in Festdidgea is Sleeping Logs. Festdidgea also has a defence forced titled the "Royal Festdidgean Military"***.

*The happy Turtles are now no longer active **Mexico is the name given by Festdidgeans to a nearby piece of land. The King of Mexico is an inhabitant of Festdidgea. ***Military is sometimes replaced by the word Army.

Festdidgea is a really interesting place!

by Festdidgea May 14, 2015

festively plump

1. Used to describe someone who is (slightly) chubby, and as become so over the christmas/summer holiday period.
2. Or, someone who morbidly obese and you don't want to hurt their feelings, yet you stil want to bring them to the attention of their weight gain.

1. 'oh mighty me darling, you seemed to have gained ten pounds over the christmas period! Time for the old detox!'

2. 'S**t! Look at that big moma, shes ever bigger than yours!'
'Mate, shut it, be nice to her, shes my aunt'

'alright sorry, shes festively plump'

'thats better'

by Valentina Osborn July 13, 2006

download festival

An Annual Music fest held at castle donington, same destination as the world famous Mosters of Rock Shows reign in the 80's

(Adam D)Man did you catch slayer at download???

(Steve) Yeah man Raining blood was sic!!!

by Adam D September 3, 2005

TriBeCa Film Festival

The TriBeCa Film Festival, pioneered by Nicole Bartelme, has screened over 1300 films from over 80 countries since its first festival in 2002.

The TriBeCa Film Festival's initial focus encompassed films with a humanitarian message, great sound tracks and film technology. With organizer Jane Rosenthal at the helm the festival has grown to encompass films of many genres: from blockbusters to documentaries.

by Total Film April 9, 2013

festival flu

An illness which inevitably sets in when one returns home from attending a music festival.

Causes include:
-Between 2 and 10 hours sleep over a five day period.
-Living in your own dirt.
-Shouting and screaming a lot.
-Excessive consumption of both legal and illegal substances.
-Being too tight to buy food and hence going without for five days.
-Dehydration.

Unfortunately, due to the self-inflicted nature of this illness little sympathy can be expected.

Is Louise coming out tonight?
No, she's got festival flu.

by George15 January 20, 2008