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alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass
Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.
by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015
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Clutch Farm

To have a good handle on the farm level on Black ops 2 Zombies, Transit. This is a term created by my friend William who died of right leg cancer. RIP WILLY.
Wow, willy can really clutch farm.
by Mitch Mgoo July 1, 2016
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big farm

a terrible game whose ad appeared on this computer
why the fuck is this ' BIG FARM' ad on my computer!
by annita pea January 28, 2017
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Two Fisted Farmer

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-Noun

1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."

Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"

Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
by Buster Highmen December 9, 2009
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knotts berry farm

the most flippin ghetto ass park in the universe. we don't get paid shit to run around getting dumb ass guests their tossed salads and "turros." Please people, it's a "churro," they're not mexican, they're from god damn Texas.
Sally's Sipper in Knotts Berry Farm's Camp Snoopy

Guest: Hey bro, you got any free churros?
Employee: I'm sorry sir. I'm not authorized to give free merchandise, but if you would like you could purchase one for $3.83.
Guest: K bro, one churro please.
Employee: I'm sorry sir but the churros are still cooking. They'll be ready in about 15 minutes.
by Alexwgw;rgwrngrwj;g January 13, 2008
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Retard Farmer

"hey look it's one of those Retard Farmers!" *Everyone Laughs*
by Mike March 1, 2004
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Farmer's breakfast

Don't worry, love. I've got t' milk cows. I'll just have a farmer's breakfast.
by Ed Rivers November 17, 2005
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