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Fake Blumpkin 

you sit down on the toilet to get ready for a blumpkin as the girl goes down you stand up and shove her face into the toilet and proceed to give her a swirley
i got fake blumpkined yesturday

"Real" Fake News 

In direct contrast to mindlessly promoting "feeling or belief" over "the scientific method and proof"..."Real" Fake News, in the form of Social Media Sabotage and weaponized, systemic mis-information, represents a much more significant threat to our overall well-being.
So, there are many ways to fuck up a Country. Among the worst of methods is to actually believe "Real" Fake News.
"Real" Fake News by YAWA March 22, 2020

fake lesbian

a straight slutty girl, who tells all her friends she's a lesbian, makes a few porno's, and emails them to all the guys she can think of so she can get cock
Tim: Dude, Trina sent me one of her lesbo videos!!!
Jeff: Sweet, man! Ya gonna fuck her?
Tim: Nah, she's a fake lesbian
fake lesbian by d*a*v*i*d December 17, 2008

fake the deal 

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.
1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."
fake the deal by Nick D November 17, 2003

Facespook 

A stalker, pyscopath, or sociopath who harasses you via Facebook.

Can be an ex or jealous aquaintance or colleague or just as easily someone who has only crossed your path online, on Facebook.

Their behaviour can include:

1. Unwelcome private messages until you block them.
2. Following you around from group to group to read and respond to your posts, as they can no longer message you.
3. Cloning you.
4. Creating fake accounts to try and befriend you and get access to your profile that way - failing that: to harass you.
5. Starting up hate groups about you.

A Facespook will sometimes try to pass off their abusive and harassing behaviour as "trolling" to other members of a shared Facebook group, so that the victim is left to fend for herself.
types: "OMG I can't believe Mark started up a hate group about you! WHAT is up with that?!?! Talk about a Facespook! LMFAO"

types back: "LOL I know. Did you join?"

fake the deal 

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive
1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.
fake the deal by Nick D December 11, 2003