false autocorrecting

(noun) when you blame autocorrect for messing up your message but it was actually your fault since your finger's so fat and you type at fourteen letters per milisecond, A person who tends to false autocorrect a lot is called a false autocorrector

Person A - it's so quiet hsre
Person A - *here

stupid autocorrect
Person B - wtf stop false autocorrecting you false autocorrector if you typed your sentences properly you wouldnt have made that mistake

by KermitTheRomanFrog September 7, 2020

Faisalitis

This is a mental disease, commonly found in women, first discovered in 1984, that scientists and doctors are yet to thoroughly explain. The determinants of this disease include glowing skin, elevated mood, upbeat personality, etc. The disease gained a lot of popularity through literary work in the late 19th century. Writers have frequently used the disease as a metaphor for 'charm'. The patterns of these writings suggest that the disease was caused by tall, caramel-skinned, humorous intellectuals. Talks of this disease peaked when writer Ahammada Begum predicted in her revolutionary book 'Bane of the Education System' that in 2020 the disease will spread across the northern parts of Bangladesh and cause unusuaities and instabilities that have never been seen before.

Naome seems too happy and empowered these days, I can't help but think she has Faisalitis.

by Lokkhi Bee September 21, 2020

False NATU

When a male fakes ejaculation inside a female during intercourse.

The guy is such a head case. He actually thought that pulling a false NATU on her was a good idea.

by Rawkerz September 28, 2020

false summit

When you think you’re done pooping, but go to wipe and there’s more

I thought I was done shitting but I hit the false summit!

by JLese October 6, 2020

false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.

false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages

by a lack of validation November 8, 2020

faisalism

Faisalism is a condition of having so much potential and not working sufficiently to your expected level

Damn Phil would have turned great if he didn’t have faisalism

by ARealDoctor November 22, 2020

False Pump Envy

In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.

Bro don’t get REKT by false pump envy, HODL your HEX!

by Mati Allin November 23, 2020