Facebook mid-life crisis 

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.

A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.

Facebook mid-life crisis by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009

Facebook Familiar 

Someone you see at a bar or a club who looks really familiar but you can't quite remember how you know them or where from. As the night progresses you realize you may be friends with them on facebook or have just seen them in pictures on facebook because you are that creepy person who looks at everyone's photos and profiles.

"Dude that girl looks really familiar but I can't remember where I know her from."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, shes probably just Facebook Familiar"

Facebook Familiar by The Real Reid Durost May 15, 2008

Facebook slut 

A person who is addicted to facebook. This person always knows their friend count, and it usually includes many people that they dont even know. Every time a facebook slut is near a computer, he or she automatically logs in and looks around the site for half an hour.

Dennis is always talking about how many friends he has on Facebook. Every time he visits me, Dennis logs on to my computer to check his Facebook. Dennis is such a Facebook Slut!

Facebook slut by John 26 December 2, 2005

Facebook friend

A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.

John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.

Facebook friend by Alexandrine G. June 3, 2011

facebook hog 

A person who updates their facebook so often that it fills up the home page for everyone of their friends (usually with silly photos and one-line comments).

I opened my facebook only to discover that Shelly had filed the page with minute by minute coverage of her kids at the beach. She is such a facebook hog.

facebook hog by ratrussell April 7, 2009

facebook friend stealer 

A person on facebook who goes to ALL your friends and befriends them. You notice this when suddenly he or she has 36 friends in common and you don't even know the person!

I noticed that Matthew stole all my buds on facebook what a facebook friend stealer and asshole.

facebook friend stealer by ReyMon! March 10, 2011

Facebook Angle

The opposite of a Myspace Angle. Basically, it is a photo taken at such an angle that it makes an attractive person look less attractive. Lighting is very important in Facebook angles, as is subtle elements such as background, facial poses, etc.

Person A: What the hell? Jen's Facebook pictures make her look terrible! She's beautiful in real life, what happened?
Person B: Well, she took them all at Facebook Angles. They make her look gross.

Person 1: So, you gonna post that pic you took earlier on Facebook?
Person 2: Hell no. It's shot at a total Facebook angle, and I didn't even know it.

Facebook Angle by The Secks July 31, 2010