When a man and one other person sleep close together, and the man has a wet dream that ejaculates onto the other person's butt or backside.
Person 1: What is this on my pants??
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
Person 2: Uhhh, nothing.
Person 1: Damnit I've been John Daniel-ed.
by Boydimus December 10, 2010
Get the John Daniel-ed.mug. by jgiddy99 September 8, 2005
Get the g- tard- edmug. The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo April 5, 2016
Get the sex ed teachermug. Said when someone uses the exact same insult, just laid upon themselves. Usually the reply is so quick, you don't notice it's the same one being used against you. This is the end-all of the bickering, an automatic win to the argument. This is meant to be used REGARDLESS if the other person's name is Ed, or anything even similar.
Melissa: "That sweater makes you look like a fatty"
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
Jen: "Shut up, you're a fatty"
Melissa: "Good one Ed."
Jen: "FUCK!"
Bob: "I can't believe you watched Twilight, you know that makes you a homo, right?"
Jim: "You're a homo, my girl made me watch it"
Bob: "Good one, Ed..."
by SatanIsMyCopilot March 16, 2012
Get the Good One Edmug. by Hey-Mickey February 7, 2021
Get the Tower Of Terror-edmug. Name for an Editor of Urban Dictionary who you submit your definition to.
Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.
Alternate Definition: The Dick Head who rejected your definition which is also the double entendre for Dic Ed.
The Urb Dic Ed. rejected my definition so now I'm pissed.
The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.
I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?
The Urb Dic Ed.'s think they are the center of the undefined universe.
I wonder if I make more money than an Urb Dic Ed.?
by chaomainnoodle March 11, 2010
Get the Urb Dic Ed.mug. When a math-anxious or mathophobic person’s stress level skyrockets at the sight or sound of the number π, or on spotting expressions or formulas that contain the irrational number—common symptoms are faster heartbeat, sweaty palms, temporary mental blackouts, and in some cases a seconds-long stroke.
Don, who’s creepily pi-ed after watching a science fiction horror movie, was given three days leave by his family psychiatrist to recover from his post-pi traumatic experience.
by Fasters May 28, 2023
Get the Creepily Pi-edmug.