dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Danish Dick Destroyer

When a woman rips your penis off via her teeth and proceeds to use the ripped off cock as a dildo.

Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE GAVE ME A DANISH DICK DESTROYER (again)
Gloria: Free dildo!

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

South Dakota Dick Destroyer

The act of putting your penis into a blender and turning it on letting it shred then going and releasing the flesh within a 5 mile radius of Mount Rushmore.

"Dude I did a South Dakota Dick Destroyer last night and I still haven't recovered!"

by PenisTicker March 18, 2025

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

When one male puts pancake mix, breadcrumbs, and boiling fryer oil on another man’s penis then proceeds to suck it off.

I can’t do anything tonight, my jhonson is still healing from the Kentucky Flute Destroyer David gave me last night.

by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025

<script>document.write("yo mama so fat she destroyed urban dictionary")</script>

document.write("yo mama so fat she destroyed urban dictionary")

<script>document.write("yo mama so fat she destroyed urban dictionary")</script>

by borderroar August 22, 2025

Gargalog, destroyer of worlds

the name for the spider in the corner of my room

Tim: “Hey man have you seen Gargalog, destroyer of worlds lately?”
Tom: “Who?”
Tim: “The name for the spider in the corner of my room”
Tom: “Oh sorry I killed him earlier”
Tim: “Okay that’s the last straw I need to call Carnale, destroyer of destroyers of worlds”

by porkyneedshelp July 24, 2021