DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

bumb ditch

It's dumb bitch but first letters of the two words are swapped

When someone posts something stupid
"Bumb ditch"

by JohnDarksoul May 30, 2024

Shit Ditcher

A bad citizen dog walker who does not pick up their canine pet's poo.

That tank top wearing guy with the Huskie is the biggest shit ditcher in the neighborhood.

by ReReDuce January 28, 2025

Serial ditcher

A person who always ditches a plan in the last second.

You can never trust John to show up, he is a serial ditcher.

by Gremlinlad53 November 21, 2025

Switch And Ditch

Switch And Ditch may be applied when an FPS (First Person Shooter) RPG (Role Play Game) enables the user to spontaneously switch in and out of two classes, or multiple classes, roles.

This term could also be used for the ability to switch out of one class after the developers reduce the performance of that class (nerfed).

Soandso can switch in and out of roles before, during or after combat. We call this a "Switch and Ditch".

Soandso learned their class was nerfed, and subsequently changed their role to a different, applicable class.

by Druids Don't Heal November 8, 2012

in the ditch

When you drop something of importance or usefulness in a black hole like between your car seat and center console, or between your bed and wall/nightstand you dropped it in the ditch.

I dropped my phone in the ditch.

by Beachbum1482 January 24, 2015

in the ditch

when conversations have run awry and lead to an awkward or mistaken understanding.

As soon as he started talking about the rusty trombone the conversation was in the ditch and headed for the gutter.

by Reaze February 1, 2016