dub deuce

The abbreviation for the phrase "double deuce", meaning to give someone the proverbial middle finger salute with both hands at the same time.

Stinkoman used his famous Double Deuce attack in his ultimate battle with the 1936 version of the Homestar Runner in the year 20X6.

by prophet January 19, 2005

deuce bigalow

n. slang. The hand ace and two in Texas hold'em poker.

He got so lucky with seven, two, two on the flop to crack my pocket rockets with his deuce bigalow.

by RAD_Esq September 17, 2006

Diarrhea Deuce

A human with two x chromosomes, but it is hard to tell that through their physical appearance. These beings unfortunately do interact in oral sex and therefore getting with one causes the receiver to be contaminated by such an unfortunate looking specimen for life.

So Colin got with like 20 diarrhea deuces last night. Typical.

by Quincy Qweef May 16, 2011

deuce sweat

taking a gigantic shit that leaves you tired after dropping it.

Be right back dude, gotta drop a deuce sweat.

by Deeznuts Bitch February 23, 2004

Dookie Deuce

Shoving your index finger & middle finger into someone's rectum.

"Yeah man I was like can I put a finger in your butt? She was like yeah. I then gave her the dookie deuce!

by VashD December 15, 2008

dub deuces

A twenty two ounce malt beverage. White trash prefer MGD, while Black folk prefer Colt 45. Some frontin whities might be seen punding the Colt 45.

Im gonna head over to sevs and get me a dub deuche.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

deuce bag

Synonym for d-bag. Named after the infamous Deuce.

You are such a deuce bag for being shameful.

by dweingus January 4, 2009