crunchy cucumber

When a girl gives you head then bites down and you shoot you're load in her mouth.

Calvin was getting the best head, then his bitch bit down and made him a crunchy cucumber!

by couch69 May 2, 2014

Crunchies

The main stalk in a lettuce leaf that provides a crunchy texture and ruins a good salad

This salad was mostly crunchies which made it basically inedible

by Mbwata December 26, 2017

Crunchberries

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.

I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.

by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018

crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.

Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.

by Hard Pork Corn May 24, 2019

Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020

Crunch

A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval

That boy down bad he a crunch

That dude jack a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010