crockarate

Karate while wearing crocks.

Dude, they was some major crockarate!

by CharaCIC July 29, 2021

croc me

being cold/mean towards someone

“why you croc me”

by youngTHIRTY August 12, 2021

croc dick

-Croc dick (Noun)

Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)

Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.

by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021

Crockered

An unnecessary disposal of partially eaten food, most commonly doughnuts or fried chicken, and is considered wasteful but extremely humourous. Very common practice in the Western Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta.

Did you just throw away 10 doughnuts in that 12 pack?! That is a waste of food!

Nah man. I Crockered that shit.

Yeah. That was pretty fucking funny.

by Charlie757473 September 8, 2021

Crock-Pot Diaper

When you change a poop diaper and leave it in your car to stew and royally stink up your enclosed car.

Honey, did you leave a Crock-Pot Diaper in the car all day in this heat?

by rsablue September 17, 2021

Crochet of elderly

A group of older people at a gathering of any kind.

I'm late because I got caught behind a crochet of elderly.

by Brandon M & Vanessa C. September 21, 2021

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.

Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"

by NonceNick October 17, 2021