Nice Guy, aka Creeper

Any man that gives a thumbs up to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as a good man who is harshly mistreated by women because all women want jerks. He will also give a thumbs down to any definition of Nice Guy that depicts the Nice Guy as he truly is: a whiny misogynist who thinks women are nothing but objects of his desire.

You just clicked thumbs down? Yup, you're definitely a prime example of a Nice Guy, aka Creeper

by Kaldne July 26, 2010

Big-top Creampie

Not the conventional "creampie"; generally occurring when a woman succombs to her sexual desires to fornicate with a clown. When the clown nears his orgasm he reveals an actual cream pie (previously hidden from view) and ejaculates on it. After the clown ejaculates on the cream pie he thrusts it into the woman's face, splattering whipped cream, semen, and graham cracker crust everywhere (bicycle horn may or may not be utilized to add insult to injury after the initial humiliation).

This sexual act is a variant form of "sploshing", a term which may be more familiar to the British, and the British alone (or perhaps the extremely obscure sexual groups present in the more rural regions of America, as well).

Although there is no definitive record of the first act of this nature, it can be inferred that this act was first performed during the great American circus era at the turn of the 19th century. Today, this sexual act may most-likely be seen in today's fetish pornography, or the more extreme humorous pornographic material which is prominent in todays 21st century adult entertainment.

Clown: I was boning the bearded lady last night and when I was about to cum, I told her I wanted to give her a creampie.

Midget Animal Handler: Really!? What did she say?

Clown: Oh, she obliged of course! So I pulled out of the vagina, grabbed a cream pie, came on it, and hit her in the face with the pie! All in one smooth motion.

Midget Animal Handler: Get outta here! How did she react!? What did she say?

Clown: She said 'What in the fuck was that!?', and I said "...a Big-top Creampie!" Then I honked my bicycle horn twice."

by Dirty Cral Sully February 3, 2010

Creep

To use the restroom on another floor of your office building in order to achieve more privacy, cleanliness, or nicer toilets.

Mark: I hate taking a crap when another guy is in the stall next door.
Steve: Dude, you should creep. There are great toilets on the fourth floor!

by Flight 504 March 11, 2009

creep

weed that takes a while to kick in. (creep-up-on-ya)

Damn, that shit was some creep!

by noogin December 28, 2005

creeped

adj. - to be sexually pursued by a creeper (usually an older perverted man); seduced by a creeper.

Watch out for that creeper, you might get creeped.

by [e-mail] July 30, 2008

Creeper

A green four-legged creature who's insides are wired explosives. It stalks you, making no sound of its movement except the crunch of grass behind you until you turn to face the green monstrosity of which flashes white and ssSS's UNTIL- Boom. Then you lose your diamond pickaxe and respawn far from your location and slaughter millions of them in rage only to realize that.... It just wanted a hug.

Jimmy:HOLY ****! 3 DIAMOND ORE! -is beside lava-background creeper: sssssSSSSSSS.....
Jimmy:FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-explosion-
Jimmy: watches the spinning mini-block diamonds as they are engulfed by the lava in a fiery inferno, respawns and jumps off 4 story roof-

by trickyboy21 August 3, 2011

creep shit

It usaully means your a g, your cool, every one respects you, no one fucks with you.

Yea he on that creep shit you better stay away from him.

by OG Matt August 18, 2006