Cooter Wacker

its basically another way to say coochie or pussy etc. can also be referred to as cooter

"Hey emile, I know we're step siblings, but can I take a peek at your cooter wacker?"

by weedwhacker13 December 14, 2024

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speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

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Cooter Koolaid

A ladie’s time of the month. Period time.

Did you get your cooter koolaid yet?

by Wack a mole December 11, 2020

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If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.

At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.

by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023

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