cooter bruiser

The nose or snout of a dog, typically medium to large breed, especially one of said dog that particularly enjoys ramming its nose into someone's, ideally a woman's, crotch.

Katelin, "Your German shepherd has a huge cooter bruiser."

by Marc Twang March 4, 2019

Cooter closet

Female prison pocket

Hey would you ride with me I need to borrow your cooter closet so nobody will find it girl

by Tat21971 October 15, 2025

canadian cooter

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.

I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.

by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018

cooter maintenance

a bikini waxing, preferably a full Brazilian

Dude, where's Clarice?

She's down at the spa for cooter maintenance.

by Thunnus November 1, 2012

cooter clapper

When you make that cooter clap

Cooter clapper 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

by Cooterclapper October 18, 2017

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017

cooter sack

When a man or woman is hated . Usually for their unusualy ugly vagina sack or irregular dick sack

Man if you we're any uglier you'd be a cooter sack

by Wow it's already taken August 29, 2017