peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 23, 2019

Cooper

It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.

If you say call somebody cooper then they will get offended.

by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023

DB Cooper Effect

The new term word "DB Cooper Effect" which is unidentified, no information or evidences, It was extremely rare for this term word is DB Cooper Effect, At first when this person DB Cooper hijack the plane and taking money for ransom, Then he jump out from the plane and disappeared as the first man known to be forgotten, In Modern Culture, Individuals are using the Internet such as Social Media platforms like Twitter, YouTube, Discord, DeviantArt, Instagram, Facebook and other platforms like MeWe as the perfect example to let people to became a ghost. Online Trolls are literally DB Cooper effect for themselves that they became a ghost of internet turn into the terminally online to let people angry and feed negative to online Trolls, feeding on trolls is not good solution to do it cause individuals are very immoral to feed negative on them until they inactive from online social medias and never come back without the trace. Internet Trolls are just disappeared and never come from any platforms, Dead or Alive.

This individual was a DB Cooper effect using Internet on Personal Computers, Smartphones, Tablets and more devices or Traditional reality to let these individuals who never get away with a crime spree goes to victim card or fake innocent, Which is online trolls, terminally online individuals and of course online personalities.

by InkDemonStephen September 4, 2022

Cooper burns

The results of when you try to have gay sex and you shit on the other man’s cock

Dude I’m so sorry I gave you a cooper burns

by Antonio’s a god damm jew December 4, 2023

Justin cooper

A pure gentleman!! Someone who you would love to meet!!! Someone your parents would beg you to keep around!!! And someone very hard to forget!! If you get the chance to meet one, don't let them leave without letting them know how important their life is!!

Yo Justin cooper is in town, so you know we are gonna have a great time!!!

by KittyCait69 August 28, 2022

Cooper Starbucks

A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.

Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?

Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

Cooper modras BMX

a bike that was found at a school and got smashed at a skatepark and cooper cant tighten the front wheel so it just fell off and everything was loose on it when it was found and the chain fell off and there was rust all over it.

that looks like Cooper modras BMX

by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024