Closet Sleeper

When someone is gay or lesbian that you never would have thought to be so because they hid it so well.

Boy was I shocked to find out that ( ) was gay. I've known him for 10 years. Man he was definitely a closet sleeper.

I have been lusting after ( ) for years just to find out she was a closet sleeper. What a tease!

by Silkysmooth October 27, 2012

Closet Shaver

When a man shaves his arm pits, arms, legs, or other part of the body and is secretive about doing so.

A man shaves his arms and wears long sleeve shirts to hide it from his friends. This man is a closet shaver.

by Shortyyguy August 3, 2013

Closet rebel

In the closet about rebeling

Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek

by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014

clitsplinter

The painfull sensation that many women dread that is having a splinter penetrated into the clitoris.

Damn it Martha that wooden dildo you gave me has now given me a terrible clitsplinter.

by I am Jesus August 26, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

by tubesintubes August 11, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016