Chinese Food

Hey, want some chinese food? I just went and picked some up.
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I'm craving some Chinese food. Anybody know where I can get some grade A sustenance?

by Monkey Berry May 24, 2008

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chinese pigs

a phrase or term used to describe someone or something that is cool, hip, and respected. It can also be used as a term to give out praise and recognition.

1) Yo Rebecca is lookin chinese pigs in that new sweater.
2) James' new shoes are very chinese pigs.
3) Yo Richie that prank you pulled in class was very chinese pigs.

by Abu Shnaf Shnaf August 13, 2006

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chinese tugger

When two men get naked and stick there dicks into a chinese finger trap. The first one out wins the chinese tugger challenge and moves on to the next round to face a bigger or smaller opponant.

Guy 1: Hey how about we go get wrapped up in a chinese tugger later?

Guy 2 No thanks, I'm not a big fan of that game because i feel like i should look you in the eyes when we battle and then i cant concentrate sorry.

by hoodsinthewoods88 March 5, 2011

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Chinese cannoli

when two guys get there dicks stuck in a Chinese finger trap and they keep pulling until its filled with cream

did you see those two guys making a Chinese cannoli it was gross

by bobbert slasher December 29, 2007

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Chinese texting

Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.

Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."

by Leem37 January 18, 2013

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