Chinese Food

A code word for cocaine.

Hey, want some chinese food? I just went and picked some up.
OR...
I'm craving some Chinese food. Anybody know where I can get some grade A sustenance?

by Monkey Berry November 03, 2007

chinese pigs

a phrase or term used to describe someone or something that is cool, hip, and respected. It can also be used as a term to give out praise and recognition.

1) Yo Rebecca is lookin chinese pigs in that new sweater.
2) James' new shoes are very chinese pigs.
3) Yo Richie that prank you pulled in class was very chinese pigs.

by Abu Shnaf Shnaf August 13, 2006

Chinese Taxi

To plow (sexually) the entire crowd, or a large portion of it, before leaving the scene.

That house party sounds like it's all chicks. We must crash, give those bitchez a Chinese Taxi.

by chunga blutarski October 05, 2009

Chinese Food

The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob

That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob

by chorizogordo June 18, 2016

Chinese cannoli

when two guys get there dicks stuck in a Chinese finger trap and they keep pulling until its filled with cream

did you see those two guys making a Chinese cannoli it was gross

by bobbert slasher December 03, 2007

chinese cabbage

A chinese hairy pussy

DAYUMMMM Ching Chong yo girl got dat chinese cabbage dont she?!??

by chinesecabbagelover January 23, 2018

Chinese texting

Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.

Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."

by Leem37 January 18, 2013