Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

Carl pewterscmit

he owned a lotta slaves

Your such a carl pewterscmit right now

by phillynose December 13, 2022

Carl

The guy from the walking dead

Carl pls stop hitting the griddy

by Epic.coolguy42 July 26, 2023

dale hunter Carl armstrong

Sexy, huge dick has a girlfriend probably he cums a lot and he probably is cumming right now sweet nice guy best boyfriend

Damn is that dale hunter Carl armstrong

by Dale hunter Carl armstrong August 7, 2023

Carl’s sister

One hell of a ride. Carl’s Sister.

That bike is so smooth and the ride is so much fun, it’s like Carl’s sister. One hell of a ride.

by Mkultra51 September 18, 2023

Carl Nisser

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.

Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers

by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021

Carles

carles is the crypto guy you hear women constantly talk about. he is also into nft and whatnot.

Pablo: Have you heard Carles sold an NFT at 40x?
Nil: Yeah, he is GMI
Pablo: WAGMI

by mercury dime November 22, 2021