muff cabbage

When your muff smells like what comes out of your butt after you eat a lot of cabbage

That bitch is muff cabbage...shes a stank whore

by ezekiel420 October 17, 2010

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

cabbage

to leave someone hanging.

person 1: omg! did i tell you what i did last night?....oh wait, nevermind.
person 2: what?! u hafta tell me now! DONT CABBAGE ME BITCH!

by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Cabbage

Totally excellent. Sometimes used with savage to emphasize awesomeness. The origins of this phrase date back to the sixties when drunken silly sailors first found some gold. They're reaction was too cabbage to explain to you guys, so I'll give another example.

Dude that cabbage was savage!
No dude, it was cabbage.
Or maybe even savage cabbage!

by McEddie March 17, 2010

cabbagepatchin

The act of analy raping a young polish boy in a catholic confession booth. Boy must be under 4'1'' and under the age of thirteen. Must consist of bug to shmack contact.

Yo dude, the guy looks like he just got done cabbagepatchin! I just got cabbagepatched so hard! uh uh momma!

by bugmasher96 November 14, 2011

Cum Carnage

When you cum and you can't stop

I'm on a cum carnage! I can't stoooooppppp!

by jbp3 March 22, 2015

Ass cabbage

The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.

Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?

by Curacion September 15, 2019