captains platter

During the act of shrimping(sucking toes)it is when the person sucking toes puts all ten toes in his/her mouth at the same time.

After a long night of sucking toes Bart tried to impress her with the Captains Platter.

by stoli June 29, 2006

Captain Savin

The ability to financial support an underpriviledged or gold digging female.

John used to fuck Lakeesha on a regular basis. But she admitted that she wouldn't fuck around with his ugly ass unless he was doing some major Captain Savin'.

by Dz Nutz January 17, 2004

Capture the flag

When a girl inserts her underwear into her vagina and prompts her male (or female) partner to remove the underwear with his mouth.

I wanted to get her out of my room but I couldn't find her underwear. Then she turned to me and asked me to capture the flag.

by Premature ejaculator October 28, 2011

The Captain

A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.

"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)

by Uthar November 26, 2002

captain's call

A decision made unilaterally by a team leader without consulting colleagues, often a massive clusterfuck.

Malcolm: Shouldn't we have a discussion about big decisions like this?
Tony: Nope, it's my call, I'm captain.
Malcolm: Yeah that's a right captain's call that is.

by willozap January 26, 2015

Captain Falcon

Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"

Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo

by Dr. Stewart August 27, 2003

captain

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004