ctrl shift qq

when you go to log someone out of their computer and shut it off just to annoy them.

Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you

by urmumizgae December 6, 2018

CTM

CTM stands for Chuckle to myself. Used when the joke your friend made is not LOL-worthy because you didn't actually really laugh out loud.

Friend: Did you see what she was wearing?
Friend 2: CTM, she looks like a clown.

Friend:Dude, what religion is my religion?
Friend 2: CTM, are you drunk?

by k12k23s11 November 17, 2011

CTY

A place where nerds go to breed. This includes any and all nerds, gay nerds, straight nerds, literature nerds and math nerds. There are also classes in which one fills up the time not spent breeding with other nerds.

Nerd 1:I'm going to cty this summer.
Nerd 2: Really? just don't get pregnate/impregnate someone.

by lolerskates May 11, 2006

F.C.T.

Fat Chick Tag-a-long
1. The one fat disgusting chick in a group of dope ass girls. The one who they all look at to feel better about themselves.

Karli Gartrell

Yo, shes just the F.C.T. in the group dont mind the ugly bitch

by dsizzle November 24, 2003

CTFU

Chill the fuck up

Mom, would you just CTFU.

by Dr Works May 6, 2011

cts

Come this Side! If anything hot, especially a hot girl, or even a hot car rolls by, and you strongly approve of or would like to get all up in it.

Damn B, this bar has got a lotta cts up in here.

by hd diddy June 24, 2006

CTFU

Capture The Fucking Urinal

facebook Status: "CTFU"

Comment: "CTFU: Capture the FUCKING Urinal"

by NOyourmad January 9, 2012