Greasy cowboy

The scum of the earth. These men will fuck with younger girls feelings and not give two fucks about it. They may be attractive in a weird kind of pan of grease way. They will most likely resemble bob ross’s and extra virgin olive oil’s love child. But this hoe is definitely not a virgin. He knows exactly how to take advantage of the baby thots. Let me tell you, this man has amazing fingers. He’d rather ride you than his horses and his uncle may be dead on the side of the road. In conclusion, if they’re your type, you’re most likely in love with a greasy cowboy.
I am in love with a greasy cowboy, but he already fucked another hoe.
by Ratilla May 25, 2020
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Dallas cowboy

Basically just like the movie. But I’m this case it’s the Alexandria Indiana boys that get aids but through beastiality with horses
by Linenfresh February 10, 2022
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Cowboy Carlos

A little man that enjoys horses, cow punching, and a little brokeback action.
Check cowboy Carlos over there? The guy looks like looks like he slept in a horses stall.
by Francis Cobblebottoms September 11, 2020
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cocaine cowboy

A policeman who sits on well traveled interstates, looking for drug traffickers.
That cocaine cowboy just got another customer.
by Shadowe November 04, 2007
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the cowboy switch

The cowboy switch is that little lever on the side of your car seat that makes it move up and down
Chuck grab the cowboy switch so I can get in the back seat.
by cashling March 04, 2009
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cowboy bewts

liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.
CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.
by Cal January 05, 2004
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drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.
Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.
by Light Joker July 04, 2004
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