You're afraid of admitting to rooting for the Dallas Cowboys. So, you go overboard pretending to root for another team.
Guy at the bar, says go Tampa Bay!! But, talking Cowboys for 5 minutes prior. I say, wow what a closet cowboy!
by Kewihe December 06, 2015
When a guy is sitting and the girl mounts him backwords and rides him like a rodeo bull while he's gripping her hair.
by Septemberglaze February 20, 2018
A person who knows nothing about being a cowboy nor capable but acts one anyway. Highly likely to take it up the ass
" Way back I used to be champion cowboy of Ireland" " Shut up Rosco you wannabe cowboy! Champion butt pirate would suit you much better"
by Higgy August 28, 2017
by Shadowe November 04, 2007
by cashling March 04, 2009
liberating piece(s) of clothing that young girls wear to get their way. Usually worn with nothing else other than a holster.
CAAAALOWIE walked out in cowboy bewts (sick..) and demanded tuck to do her in the ass. we all said, "GET out." (this is the one and only situation where cowboy bewts do not work.) Now a situation where bewts do work. When your pet cat josAH gives you ringworm, you go out in cowboy bewts attire (and yes, a holster) and demand a coonskin hat and a box of bob the builder (be specific) fruit snacks. you get your hat, AND those osofruityfruit bob the builder fruit snacks. now get out.
by Cal January 05, 2004
by Light Joker July 04, 2004