Clam Digger

An occupation: Any person from Massachusetts, typically, that harvests clams at low tide in the clam laden inlets.
An article of clothing: Pants that are worn by those digging clams. They are cut off 6 inches below the knee and resemble "High Waters" but have no apparent cuff or taper.

1: It's low tide, let's take a ride by the inlet and see if the Clam Diggers are out.
2: Dude, why the fuck are you wearing Clam Diggers? We're goin to pick up the ladies, not the beach.

by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008

claes

The greatest fear a schoolgoing child could have.
First starts off asking impossible questions and if you answer him wrong, you get defined as a dumbass by him. After that no child had the guts to answer him so he just calls everyone plain stupid.
If he plays santa claes he's one badass scary mofo.

Little boy: hi santaclaes! I made a drawing!
SantaClaes: You call that a drawing?! You little dumbass!
Little boy: But..but...
SantaClaes: BUT WHAT?! YOU BETTER SHOW ME A GOOD DRAWING BY TOMORROW, OR ILL SEND YOUR BUTT TO HELL!
Little boy: ...cancer -_-
SantaClaes: AND WHAT IS IT WITH YOU YOUNGSTER TALKING ABOUT AN ILLNES?!

by Xeofreestyler April 21, 2004

Clam Quack

A fanny fart

My birds cunt did a huge Clam Quack
when i was boning her.

by marc December 12, 2003

loose clam

after being fisted by a samoan man a woman finds that her pussy is very droopy and slimy

1."bro i gave her a loose clam."

by Jimmy Mahoney December 4, 2007

cracking the clam

When a female squats, or awkwardly steps to peel the vagina lips apart for comfort. The manner in which a male does to adjust himself or get his ball sack unstuck from a thigh without using hands while in a public setting.

Q:"Did you see the way that girl squated mid sentence? Weird." A:"she must've been cracking the clam."

by sugabear March 12, 2015

clambake

A party on a beach where clams, fish, and other foods are traditionally baked on rocks on top of seaweed.

That was a great clambake the other night.

by Seagull August 28, 2005

clam diver

A Fisherman who harvests underwater by hand-picking varied species in a discriminate and non-destructive way. Most countries with a coast have such communities, often they are misunderstood by other Fishermen and particularly by Bureaucrats. Actually the oldest and purest form of fishing.

The Clam diver told us he had seen a lot of damage to the seabed caused by dredging.

by davyclam June 22, 2008